Society of Porch and Garden Affairs
Dedicated to the observation, documentation, and appreciation of ordinary magic.
Welcome to the official archives of the Society of Porch & Garden Affairs.
Here you will find field reports concerning frogs, birds, gardens, weather events, dogs, mushrooms, tomatoes, and other matters of significance.
New reports are filed whenever something wonderful happens.
OFFICIAL SOCIETY NOTICE
Regarding the Forthcoming Publication of Collected Proceedings
It has come to the attention of the Society that certain matters documented within these archives may be of interest to the general public.
Following considerable discussion, several committee meetings, and at least one objection of uncertain origin, preparations are underway to publish the collected proceedings of the Society of Porch & Garden Affairs.
The forthcoming illustrated book will contain accounts of garden residents, questionable investigations, official correspondence, and other matters deemed worthy of permanent record.
A publication date will be announced once the necessary arrangements have been completed.
Those wishing to receive notice of publication are invited to join the correspondence list.
Filed with the appropriate degree of ceremony.
The Society of Porch & Garden Affairs
FILE 007 The Curious Case of the Yellow Orb
Chief Security Officer Cooper submits an unidentified yellow orb to Society Headquarters. Chairman Mortimer observes the evidence, declines immediate comment, and leaves the investigation officially ongoing.