Society of Porch and Garden Affairs
Dedicated to the observation, documentation, and appreciation of ordinary magic.
Welcome to the official archives of the Society of Porch & Garden Affairs.
Here you will find field reports concerning frogs, birds, gardens, weather events, dogs, mushrooms, tomatoes, and other matters of significance.
New reports are filed whenever something wonderful happens.
OFFICIAL SOCIETY NOTICE
Regarding the Forthcoming Publication of Collected Proceedings
It has come to the attention of the Society that certain matters documented within these archives may be of interest to the general public.
Following considerable discussion, several committee meetings, and at least one objection of uncertain origin, preparations are underway to publish the collected proceedings of the Society of Porch & Garden Affairs.
The forthcoming illustrated book will contain accounts of garden residents, questionable investigations, official correspondence, and other matters deemed worthy of permanent record.
A publication date will be announced once the necessary arrangements have been completed.
Those wishing to receive notice of publication are invited to join the correspondence list.
Filed with the appropriate degree of ceremony.
The Society of Porch & Garden Affairs
FILE 014 The Matter of the Unannounced Mailbox Expedition
When The Human announced she was "just running to the mailbox," Chief Security Officer Cooper immediately recognized the gravity of the situation. Without a proper canine escort, twenty-seven dangerous steps stood between The Human and the unknown. The Society for Porch & Garden Affairs has officially documented the resulting investigation.
File 031 The Armored Visitor
Chief Security Officer Cooper investigates an unidentified armored visitor and bravely maintains a very appropriate tactical distance.
FILE 027 Robbie’s Midnight Patrol
Robbie begins his nightly patrol of Society grounds while Cooper supervises, Winston observes, and Montgomery remains unlikely to cooperate.